Hello, I love you.

pasylree:

#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped. 

Oscar 2013 Fashion - Details

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Some men just want to watch the world learn.

They’re like the Avengers of learning. 

“I have an army.”

“We have Bob Ross.”

“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”

“His first name is ‘Mister’”

“I’ve got science in my ledger” 

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nefepants:

Salem was the sassiest motherfucker on the planet.

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